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(6 pygmieds | my marmoset)

[08 Nov 2005|06:46pm]

Whoever said pygmy marmosets weren't insanely seductive obviously hasn't seen this little gem. If this isn't work-safe let me know and I'll add a cut.

(7 pygmieds | my marmoset)

[08 Nov 2005|06:13pm]

I really wish this was an active community because I love pygmy marmosets. They're hot stuff. I'd like to stuff one in my trousers. Thoughts?

(1 pygmied | my marmoset)

[20 Jun 2005|08:41pm]

Katy, where the hell are you!? I NEED MY KATY KAT!!!!!!!!!!!

(2 pygmieds | my marmoset)

[16 Jun 2005|08:27pm]

Look at me! I'm a certified lj community saving doctor!

er....what now?

I can't post pics, but if you try really hard, I'm sure you can imagine the widdle cuddwy guys. AWwwwwww.Now you've got it!

(7 pygmieds | my marmoset)

Oh dearie me. [16 Jun 2005|07:20pm]

[ mood | pygmacious ]

OMG call EMS and ambulances and doctors and crap! This community's dying! Get me my stethescope, STAT, bitch!

We need some sort of advertising idea to reel in new members. Then we can eat them, and our marmoset friends can chew on their bones. Mmm, LJ-geek-meat.

I found this website, which is pretty much either the saddest or the funniest thing ever to have to do with our marmosetial friends. Yes, I made up the word 'marmosetial'. You gotta problem?

Now, onto some pygmy pictures, mah beetchez.
The sexiest mammal ever. Well, at least in the top five. Pandas are hot.Collapse ) </p>

(2 pygmieds | my marmoset)

[13 Jun 2005|07:16pm]

So, I was walking down a long and lonesome road full of dust clouds and tumbleweeds the other day around 4:19 in the morning when I sees coming towards me I sees.....dun dun dun....the KILLER KING OF THE PYGMY MARMOSETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I ran.

(2 pygmieds | my marmoset)

[12 Jun 2005|02:13pm]

Congratulations to the Pygmy Marmoset who made it big. This ad was featured in Entertainment Weekly.

It's genius. Lookin' Good, Mr. Marmo!

(4 pygmieds | my marmoset)

The greatest poem of all time, duh. [12 Jun 2005|01:02pm]

[ mood | AWESOME ]

The Best Poim Ever, Ever


Why do you always have to pee

Whenever you are talking to me

Why must you pronounce it ‘poim’

When I kick you in the groin

Why must you touch my flash button

Whenever I try to eat your mutton

Why are my boobs flashing

When you’re on the ground thrashing

Why must Casey need credit

When she didn’t really help edit

Why do we need a rhyming dictionary

When we could just play pictionary

Why must you tell me to shutup

When we could go get a nup

Why must we make up that word

When we could just throw a turd

Why must you chirp like a chicken

When perhaps you just need a lickin’

Why must Casey and Katie be so cool

When other people are lame with the tool?



This piece of genious was written and created and maybe edited except not be Casey and Katie, your founders and your maintainers. It is the sex.

(my marmoset)

[04 Jun 2005|02:11pm]

It took me approximately ten years to figure out how to post on the sexiest community of all time (even though the whole damn thing was concieved in Katy and my joint mind) (heehee, that sounded like Katy and I do drugs in the same mind rather than just sharing the thing)...anyways...Pygmy marmosettes are the sex. ahem...I would like to point out to any of you who don't know yet, I was ALMOST awesome enough to own one for one shining glorious moment. Alas, it turned out to be illegal...and as you know, I would NEVER do anything illegal. No. Never. Cough....well, I'll be going...

Gotcha! Can't get rid of me that easily...wait, yes you can.

(1 pygmied | my marmoset)

Casey & Katie for STFU. X-posted. [01 Jun 2005|03:34pm]

[ mood | Awesome. ]

OK, so I decided to record snippets of a conversation or 45345 that I had with le Casey. Here are the...err...'snippets'.

Dude, that's so lame! I know, that's why I suggested it. I hate you a little.Collapse )

(2 pygmieds | my marmoset)

[27 May 2005|08:34am]

God, I love...MARMOSETS. I have married one and we have had half-marmoset, half-human children. They are the cutest things on earth. As soon as my digicam is no longer dead, I will post my beautiful children on here. (I accidentally posted this on my lj)

(2 pygmieds | my marmoset)

Oh, you are so malinformed! [26 May 2005|10:17pm]

[ mood | uber-awesome ]

Dearie me. We need more marmoset. Immediately.

Casey is suffering from a longterm lack of computer so she has yet to add her madness to our lovely community.

Get your pygmy on under here.Collapse )


I would just like to add that this entire community is dedicated to Bob, the Original Pygmy Marmoset. Alas, he now sits alone in the art room all summer with no one to giggle at him. Luckily, Casey and I have a few select color copies from the stupid overpriced library color copier thingamajiger. T-shirt plans are being made as we speak. Er, type.

(2 pygmieds | my marmoset)

[26 May 2005|10:06pm]

I don't really think these things are cute, but they are intriguing. Or something like that.

They are weird little creatures. Ummyep

(1 pygmied | my marmoset)

[26 May 2005|07:53pm]



I obey Katie like the good zombie I am.

(1 pygmied | my marmoset)

... [26 May 2005|06:58pm]

first post becuawe I am a sheep and did is the wonderful Katie told me to do!!

I would put more, but I am about to leave my house, and thus my beloved computer....*tear*

Oh well, until next time...!

(my marmoset)

La la la. [26 May 2005|06:03pm]

[ mood | awesome ]

This is the most important and official community of all time! Joining will immediately make you cool and your coolness will resonate to those around you, who will begin to strive to be as cool as you. In other words, join, bitches!

This community was started by Casey (bleh) and Katie  (yay!). We will be posting entirely too often about stupid stuff.

Why is this community names pygmy_marmosets, you ask? Well I'll answer you, stupidface! It is because pygmy marmosets are the greatest animals of all time. Need proof? Here:

Be careful that he doesn't suck your soul and bite your arm off. Fierce fella. Rawr!


Anyways, welcome to the community.

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